Science It Works Bitches

sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

So apparently Sonic is doing half-priced drinks on June 20 in honor of the summer solstice. As in, the ad literally said summer solstice.

Naturally, people down here in good ol’ Texas are offended. Because the solstice totally isn’t a naturally-occurring phenomenon. It’s really just an invention by pagans as an excuse to light fires and have blood orgies. Obviously.

So in short, let’s all piss off Christians and buy a milkshake on Thursday.

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

macandcheeseifyouplease:

Everything is shit oh my god what am I doing this is madness I can’t even what.

This has been me all week. *sigh*